Category Archives: Iron Uterus

The Iron Uterus – Introduction

Posted on December 2, 2012 by

*Author’s note: The Iron Uterus is a defunct blog I briefly began and then abandoned in its infancy. I’d like to restart it here to address the ‘mother’ part of my blog. Reader beware – these posts involve the rearing … Continue reading →

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A Down “Write” Funny “Iron Uterus” Halloween Story

Posted on October 31, 2012 by

Meet my alter-ego – The Iron Uterus. Enjoy this post from the past as my Halloween Treat to you! In third grade, while all the other kids wore their store-bought, lead-based painted mask and tissue-thin plastic tunics with superhero abs … Continue reading →

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