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Category Archives: Goals
Down “Write” Funny – Here Comes the Judge!
I’m a mama bear. Definition: Shit on me all you want. I have broad shoulders and I know how to flush. However, shit on my spawn, and we got problems, buddy. This is what happened. Gazelle Girl works out at … Continue reading
Posted in #proudmama, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, humor, Iron Uterus, judge, judgment, karma, man-sack, parenting, publishing, spawn, Squirrel!, truck balls, writing
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Down “Write” Funny – So 2013 wasn’t The Year
So 2013 wasn’t The Year. Wasn’t My Year. Oh. Well. That doesn’t mean I’ve quit. (It may mean I’ve been lazy, but this isn’t a confessional, so blah.) I had a lot of bright, shiny moments in 2013 that kept … Continue reading
Posted in 2013 is THE year, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, humor, motivation, publishing, Uncategorized, writing
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Down “Write” Funny – How Does Band Compare to Writing?
So I’m trapped at yet another one of my spawn’s high school required viewing events. This time, it’s a band concert. I’m scrunched into an auditorium chair clearly built for teenage bodies, playing with my phone like every other parent, … Continue reading
Posted in 000 hours, author, funny, Goals, humor, malcolm gladwell, marching band, outliers, parenting, publishing, spawn, Uncategorized, writing
Tagged band, down write funny, funny, humor, malcolm gladwell, outliers, practice makes perfect, spawn, writing
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NaNoWriMo Land – Repost
I posted this last year – thought it might be worth a revisit to kick yourself (and me) in the pants. Enjoy! NaNoWriMo. No, I’m not saying “Hello!” from the planet Ork. NaNoWriMo is short for National Novel Writing Month. … Continue reading
Posted in author, cheaterpants, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, humor, Little Goals, motivation, NaNoWriMo, newbie, spawn, Suck, writing, yippity skippity
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Down “Write” Funny – RETREAT!
Ever have one of those months? Your spawn. Your spouse. The necessary evil of your day job. The whole lot pulling at you like you were Stretch Armstrong on a bender. Because the holidays will do that and then they … Continue reading
Posted in author, Brainstormers, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, hilton, humor, Little Goals, motivation, needful things, patookies, publishing, spawn, stretch armstrong, Suck, writing
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2013 is THE Year!
Happy New Year!!! Let’s hope you all managed to survive it. If not, hair of the dog, yanno. Cheers! Me? I spent NYE crippled and useless from tramping through one too many Disney parks. I have sent hubby and spawn on … Continue reading
Posted in 2013 is THE year, Brainstormers, funny, Goals, happy new year, humor, motivation, publishing, spawn, Uncategorized, writing
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Down “Write” Funny – It Ain’t Easy Being Green
Yesterday, my lawn was green. And just like that, one snowfall equals the grand arrival of winter and Christmas and all the mud and crap we’d previously sludged through is now bright, shiny and new! The same can be said … Continue reading
Posted in author, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, green, humor, Little Goals, motivation, newbie, publishers marketplace, publishing, river dancing, writing, yippity skippity
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Down “Write” Funny – Why I Suck
Yup. You heard that right. I suck. Big ol’ Dyson-destroying-Hoover robo-vacuum-beat-down suckage of epic proportions. Why, Betsy, why! Because I opened my gigantic maw and got everyone riled up about NaNoWriMo and do the math and write every day you … Continue reading
Posted in Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, humor, NaNoWriMo, Squirrel!, Suck, writing
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Down “Write” Funny – NaNoWriMo Land Part 2
So! Yesterday, at the stroke of midnight, did you scribble the thoughts ricocheting off your gray matter and rampageously vomit up a few thousand words because the fire to write your story burned feral through your fingertips?? Did you make … Continue reading
Posted in Brainstormers, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, humor, Little Goals, Mitt Romney, NaNoWriMo, Sarah Palin, spawn, Squirrel!, Vote, whoopie, writing
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