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Category Archives: funny
Down “Write” Funny – Cleaning Out the Pyramids
So, since the decision to make the big move, I’ve been rampaging through my closets and tossing anything that doesn’t make the “Do I really want to pack this?” cut. This has resulted in six trips so far donating bags … Continue reading
Posted in curb, Death Cough, Down Write Funny, editing, funny, humor, landfill, Luxor, motivation, packing, patookies, Pyramid, soap, spawn, St. Vincent, The Doobie Couch, writing
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Down “Write” Funny – Opportunity Knocks
How often does Opportunity knock? Real. Tangible. Life-changing Opportunity? Once. Twice. At least. A dozen times if you’re lucky. What is Opportunity? In the writing community it could be The Call. A multi-book contract. An agent offers rep. NYT Bestseller! In … Continue reading
Posted in Down Write Funny, funny, humor, karma, motivation, opportunity, wisconsin, writing
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Down “Write” Funny – Mentorship
So, I fancy myself a bit of a mentor. *snort* Okay, so I blow a lot of smoke out of my cake-hole and pretend it’s important manna from writing heaven. It’s called fake confidence. I have loads of it. If … Continue reading
Posted in #proudmama, Brainstormers, Down Write Funny, funny, humor, Mentor, mentorship, motivation, Uncategorized, writing
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Down “Write” Funny – Here Comes the Judge!
I’m a mama bear. Definition: Shit on me all you want. I have broad shoulders and I know how to flush. However, shit on my spawn, and we got problems, buddy. This is what happened. Gazelle Girl works out at … Continue reading
Posted in #proudmama, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, humor, Iron Uterus, judge, judgment, karma, man-sack, parenting, publishing, spawn, Squirrel!, truck balls, writing
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Down “Write” Funny – So 2013 wasn’t The Year
So 2013 wasn’t The Year. Wasn’t My Year. Oh. Well. That doesn’t mean I’ve quit. (It may mean I’ve been lazy, but this isn’t a confessional, so blah.) I had a lot of bright, shiny moments in 2013 that kept … Continue reading
Posted in 2013 is THE year, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, humor, motivation, publishing, Uncategorized, writing
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Down “Write” Funny – How Does Band Compare to Writing?
So I’m trapped at yet another one of my spawn’s high school required viewing events. This time, it’s a band concert. I’m scrunched into an auditorium chair clearly built for teenage bodies, playing with my phone like every other parent, … Continue reading
Posted in 000 hours, author, funny, Goals, humor, malcolm gladwell, marching band, outliers, parenting, publishing, spawn, Uncategorized, writing
Tagged band, down write funny, funny, humor, malcolm gladwell, outliers, practice makes perfect, spawn, writing
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NaNoWriMo Land – Repost
I posted this last year – thought it might be worth a revisit to kick yourself (and me) in the pants. Enjoy! NaNoWriMo. No, I’m not saying “Hello!” from the planet Ork. NaNoWriMo is short for National Novel Writing Month. … Continue reading
Posted in author, cheaterpants, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, humor, Little Goals, motivation, NaNoWriMo, newbie, spawn, Suck, writing, yippity skippity
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Down “Write” Funny – My Cheaterpants Link of the Week
I’m going to cheat this week, because I am a lazy, lazy cheaterpants who needs to be working on taxes and judging contest entries and edit/polishing my manuscript, and I just don’t have the damn time already to come up … Continue reading
Down “Write” Funny – RETREAT!
Ever have one of those months? Your spawn. Your spouse. The necessary evil of your day job. The whole lot pulling at you like you were Stretch Armstrong on a bender. Because the holidays will do that and then they … Continue reading
Posted in author, Brainstormers, Down Write Funny, funny, Goals, hilton, humor, Little Goals, motivation, needful things, patookies, publishing, spawn, stretch armstrong, Suck, writing
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2013 is THE Year!
Happy New Year!!! Let’s hope you all managed to survive it. If not, hair of the dog, yanno. Cheers! Me? I spent NYE crippled and useless from tramping through one too many Disney parks. I have sent hubby and spawn on … Continue reading
Posted in 2013 is THE year, Brainstormers, funny, Goals, happy new year, humor, motivation, publishing, spawn, Uncategorized, writing
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